A blonde calls her boyfriend and
says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and
help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what
we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second,
I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then....." he
sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box."
Submitted by: PunkDevilChild
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