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#1.blondes are like a screen door s
the harder you slam em the looser
they get

#2.blondes are like a vacum cleaner
at first there is a lot of sucking and
blowing then they get laid in the closet

#3.blondes are like a tornado
first there is a lot of suckin and
blowin than you lose your house

#4.how do you drown a blonde?
an empty pool

#5.how did the blonde pass high
school?
her mom was goin 67mph on the
road

#6.a brown head and a blonde jump
off a cliff who hit the ground first?
DONT CARE

#7.a brown head and a blonde jump
off a cliff who hit the ground first?
the brown headed women did the
blonde stoped for directions

#8.why did the blonde blow off her
finger?
well she put the gun up to one ear
thought it would sound loud so she
put her finger in the other ear

#9.why did the blond take a car door to
the desert?
so if she got hot she could roll down
the window

#10.why cant blonds be trusted?
they already told the police were my
little pony;s castle was

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