Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All
her bills were due
and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a
child, and use the
ransom money to pay off her debts.
To the park she goes. Watching the children play, until
she picks out her
victim. She grabs the little boy from the swings, and
writes a note:
If you want your little boy leave $10,000 in a brown paper
bag near the old
oak tree tomorrow afternoon.
Signed - The Blonde.
She tapes the note to the little boy and tells him to go
straight home.
The next day, she goes back to the park, and sure enough,
there is a brown
paper bag under the old oak tree. She opens the bag and
finds $10,000 and
a note:
I can't believe one blonde could do this to another!
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