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A blonde decided she had to earn some extra cash. Having grown up in a house full of brothers who she used to help out, thought she might try her hand at odd jobs.

She decided to go to the richest part of town as the most likely place to find well-paid odd jobs.

Knocking on the door of the first mansion she came to she explained to the owner that she was able to perform odd jobs and was there any work available.

The man told her
"Yes, in fact, we need our porch painted. Can you go and have a look and let me know the price."

The blonde knocked on the door a few minutes later and said "I can do the job for $50." The man was delighted and told her that the paint, ladders, and anything else she needed were kept in the garage.

In the meantime the man told his wife about the deal. She said "I hope she realises the porch goes half way around the house".
He told her "She went to look and gave him me a price - and I'll hold her to it! After all - she had to have been standing on the porch to get to the front door!"

About 30 minutes later there was a knock on the back door and it was the blonde asking for her money. The man was surprised and said
"I am impressed. You finished much faster than I expected - did you get all of it?"

"Yes" she replied.

As he was reaching in his pocket for the $50 she said

"By the way, it's not a Porsche - it's a Ferrari".

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