A blonde decided she had to earn some extra cash. Having
grown up in a
house full of brothers who she used to help out, thought
she might try her
hand at odd jobs.
She decided to go to the richest part of town as the most
likely place to
find well-paid odd jobs.
Knocking on the door of the first mansion she came to she
explained to the
owner that she was able to perform odd jobs and was there
any work
available.
The man told her
"Yes, in fact, we need our porch painted. Can you go and
have a look and
let me know the price."
The blonde knocked on the door a few minutes later and
said "I can do the
job for $50." The man was delighted and told her that the
paint, ladders,
and anything else she needed were kept in the garage.
In the meantime the man told his wife about the deal. She
said "I hope
she realises the porch goes half way around the house".
He told her "She went to look and gave him me a price -
and I'll hold her
to it! After all - she had to have been standing on the
porch to get to
the front door!"
About 30 minutes later there was a knock on the back door
and it was the
blonde asking for her money. The man was surprised and
said
"I am impressed. You finished much faster than I
expected - did you get
all of it?"
"Yes" she replied.
As he was reaching in his pocket for the $50 she said
"By the way, it's not a Porsche - it's a Ferrari".