The blonde called her best friend the brunette. "I need
your help," she
said.
"What's wrong?" said the brunette.
"I've just bought a jigsaw puzzle, and none of the pieces
fit
together. I can't even find any edges!"
"What's the picture of?" asked the brunette.
"A rooster." replied the blonde.
"I'll come over and help you out," offered the brunette.
When the brunette arrived, the blonde took her over to
the kitchen, and
showed her the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.
The brunette took one look and said "You idiot! put the
Corn Flakes back
into the box!"