Blonde secretary's memo to boss:
To: My boss
From: Secretary
Subject: Changing calendars from Y2K
Sir,
I hope that I haven't misundertood your instructions
because, to be
honest, none of this Y to K problem made much snese to
me. At any rate,
have finished the company calendars for next year. The
calendars have
returned from the printer and are ready to be
distributed. Your Y to K
conversion required the following changes:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
Also changed were the following:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant and kou can pick up kour
calendar.
Kour
Secretark
P.S. I had the printers send a compank calendar to all of
our associates
with the following header on our stationark, " The compank
that is Y to K
compliant for the next centurk."
I know this shows initiative on mk part and kou are
welcome.
Have a good weekend.