A blonde, brunette and a redhead were drinking in a bar
one night, and
decided to buy tickets in the bar's weekly raffle.
They each bought a $1 ticket.
When the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
The brunette won the first prize, a year's supply of
gourmet spaghetti.
The redhead won the second prize, a month's supply of
gourmet spaghetti.
The blonde won the booby prize, a toilet brush.
The next week they got together at the bar. The redhead
asked the others
how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said the brunette, "I love spaghetti, and this
stuff is fabulous!"
"And how do you like your prize?" they asked the blonde.
"Not so good," the blonde replied, "I think I'm going to
switch back to
paper."